BPC 700th Chapterversary Challenge!

Guys, GUYS! It's the countdown to the 700th Chapterversary!

Time flies doesn't it?

And I have a ROASTING CHALLENGE for you! Have you ever felt annoyed by or for a BPC character? Roast them with a one-liner description!

Here's a sample:

Mo Ruo: The BL love interest we never knew we needed. 

Lang Po: A sweet bunbun. But also JR's punching bag. 

How would YOU roast Jing Rong? Or Wei Yi? Or our lovely Ji Yunshu? Or even the Emperor?

Submit your answers either in this google form or in a comment below!