A thousand-year-old rogue cultivator named Drew is about to ascend but finds out he has pissed off a few too many powerful figures and deities. He is bitch-slapped across the universe and – instead of reaching a higher realm – is dumped on a medieval fantasy planet. Stripped of his entire cultivation base, he wakes up in a random valley. And now that you know that, where am I? Why does it smell so bad? Why are those scaled squirrels eating that feathered deer? Why am I teaching this baby rabbit I saved from a cannibalistic mother how to kick beings in the face with the power of qi?
Warning: Contains profanity. Seriously, the human King has a potty mouth.