Chapter 78 I’m F*cking Straight!

“No, no, no! Senior sister, you’ve misunderstood, we’re looking for Senior Yun to discuss something with him, and it can be considered to be helping him. We don’t carry any of the intentions you spoke of!” Bai Xiaofei guaranteed with all sincerity and seriousness, and his sincere appearance seemed even more honest than Wu Chi’s.

“Hmph! You can dream that I’ll believe your nonsense. Take the opportunity when this young miss is still in a good mood to quickly get lost! Otherwise, I’ll scream “molester”, and do you believe you won’t even have an intact corpse left to be buried!?”

What the f*ck? This is when your mood is good? Then wouldn’t you start eating people when your mood is bad? Bai Xiaofei mumbled in his heart but naturally didn’t dare speak it out loud.

“Senior sister, I guarantee what I said is true. I can swear to the heavens that if anything I said is false, you can deal with me however you like!” Bai Xiaofei held the thought of not giving up until he saw Yun Jingshuang, so he took out his Oscar-level acting skills.

“Right, exactly. Deal with us however you want!” the nearby Fang Ye chimed in. His train of thought was already in chaos, and he was exceedingly afraid that Han Qianye would really scream “molester”…

He didn’t want to die prematurely!

“Woof! Woof!”

Huskie, who was similarly at the side, refused to be outdone, and he barked twice before imitating the movements Bai Xiaofei and Fang Ye had made when swearing earlier.

No matter how he racked his brains, Bai Xiaofei had never imagined that Han Qianye, whom he was on the verge of being unable to deal with, would actually have her line of defense instantly shattered upon seeing Huskie!

“WA! What a cute little doggie!!!” As she cried out with pleasant surprise, Han Qianye instantly pounced towards Huskie’s side before grabbing him and rubbing him with her face.

“Mmm~ What soft fur. How could there be a puppet that’s so nice to play with?” Han Qianye had spoken sternly just a second ago, but the instant she grabbed Huskie into her arms, her eyes turned soft, and she completely disregarded Bai Xiaofei’s and Fang Ye’s existences.

Bai Xiaofei gulped and didn’t know what he should say at the moment, so he and Fang Ye held their hands in the air and stared blankly at her.

“Hmm, since you have such a good doggie as your puppet, you’re probably not a bad person.” After having enough intimacy with Huskie, Han Qianye raised her head and spoke words that almost caused Bai Xiaofei and Fang Ye to immediately spit blood.

What the f*ck! What sort of logic is this!?

Forget it, it’s fine so long as we get through… Both of them looked at each other before looking at Han Qianye.

“Err…senior sister, do you mean we can enter now?” Bai Xiaofei asked with a light voice, and Han Qianye revealed a pondering expression.

“Hmm…you can go in, but you have to promise to make your puppet accompany me for a day—no! Two days!” At first Han Qianye stretched out a single finger, but she added another when she felt it wasn’t enough.

Huskie was still in her embrace, and as soon as these words were spoken, he had a bad premonition and shot a pitiful gaze at Bai Xiaofei.

Unfortunately, Bai Xiaofei completely ignored Huskie’s gaze…

“Deal!” Bai Xiaofei agreed at lighting speed, and he seemed as if he’d done business that earned him a great deal…

Alas, having such a master is fate!!!

As Huskie sighed emotionally about the bad luck in his life, Huskie resigned himself to his fate and tried his best to flatter this new master of his for the next two days…

After selling Huskie, Bai Xiaofei and Fang Ye achieved their wish to enter the Blossom Pavilion under Han Qianye’s lead, and both of them were stunned the instant they entered.

If there was a heaven in this world, then the heaven of men was definitely here!

As far as the eye could see, top beauties were moving to and fro within Blossom Pavilion! All sorts of snow whites caused the two of them to be unable to open their eyes, and the pleasant laughter that frequently sounded caused them to be unable to refrain from having all sorts of fanciful thoughts.

“Hmph! I knew both of you had ill intent! Wipe up your saliva!!” Han Qianye’s extremely disdainful voice sounded out and instantly jolted Bai Xiaofei and Fang Ye awake. If it wasn’t for Huskie still being in Han Qianye’s embrace, Han Qianye would have surely chased them away by now...

“Wait here. You’re not allowed to move about, nor are you allowed to strike up a conversation with anyone! I’ll go look for Big Brother Yun for the two of you!” Han Qianye embraced Huskie while skipping off and vanishing from their view. At the same time, both of them became the center of attention within Blossom Pavilion…

Let me put it this way, both of them were like Tang Sangzang and his disciples within the Kingdom of Women…[1]

“Big Brother Fei, why do I have a chilly feeling?” Fang Ye gulped down a mouthful of saliva, his throat trembling as he spoke.

“I don’t know. It might be an instinctive reaction…,” Bai Xiaofei replied, and he wasn’t in a much better state…

At this moment, a group of beautiful young girls had already encircled both of them, and basically all those who had surrounded them were much more scantily dressed.

“Eh, little junior brother, what are you doing here?”

“They look to have soft and tender bodies, and they’re much better than those fellows in our academy who only know how to boast.”

“Little junior brother, do you have a girlfriend?”

“Little junior brother, what do you think of big sister? I’m still single you know!”

“All of you can dream of being listed on the Blossom Ranking with your current appearance.” The voice of a man sounded out delicately, causing the senior sisters surrounding Bai Xiaofei and Fang Ye to instantly disperse as if they were deeply afraid their appearances would be remembered.

Bai Xiaofei and Fang Ye heaved long sighs of relief before looking towards the source of the voice.

Both of them saw a face they would be unable to forget for their entire lifetimes.

White and tender skin, solid features, and long hair that fluttered in the wind...and the most terrifying of it all was the long pink gown that was simply coquettish to the limit.

If they hadn’t been mentally prepared since a long time ago, neither of them would think this creature before them was male!

There was no need to ask – this brother was definitely the crossdressing senior Han Qianye and Xue Ying had mentioned, Yun Jingshuang!

“I ought to have not spoiled things for the two of you, right?” Yun Jingshuang lightly fanned the fan in his hand, and every single move he made was more delicate and feminine than a woman.

“Not at all! Not at all! Senior, you saved us!” As he spoke, Bai Xiaofei wiped off the cold sweat that might have been caused by Yun Jingshuang’s senior sisters, and then he took another deep breath.

“That’s good. This group of people want to seize the opportunity from the graduation of the fourth-year students to slip into the Blossom Ranking and use the rankings to find a rich husband. It’s good that neither of you became affiliated with them.” Yun Jingshuang’s tone carried a trace of praise as he spoke.

Even though these young women were slightly “unrestrained”, Yun Jingshuang had to admit that they did indeed possess some good looks. At the very least, it wasn’t a problem for them to charm ordinary men.

“Hello, senior. I’m Bai Xiaofei, and this is my classmate, Fang Ye.” After he adjusted the state of his mind, Bai Xiaofei spoke calmly and had a rare moment of being polite.

“Bai Xiaofei? Why does this name sound slightly familiar?” Yun Jingshuang revealed a pondering expression as he spoke. A drop of cold sweat flowed down Bai Xiaofei’s forehead.

If someone found his name familiar at this moment, then it wasn’t from any good aspect…

“Senior, you meet so many people every day, so it’s very normal for you to find a name familiar. I’m only a new student, so how could I have possibly entered your attention?” Bai Xiaofei hurriedly changed the topic because he was deeply afraid Yun Jingshuang would recall his “renowned reputation”.

“Qianye said you’re looking for me for something. You can speak about it now.” Yun Jingshuang grinned as he spoke, causing Bai Xiaofei and Fang Ye, who stood before him, to be dazed for no rhyme or reason, and it terrified them both to the point they hastily pinched their thighs.

I’m straight!

I’m straight!!

I’m f*cking straight!!!



1.One of the arcs in the Legend of the Monkey King.


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